making the bed

Okay, first of all, let's get this straight - I like to have my bed made.

And with that said, let me share with you the most logical argument I've ever heard for not making the bed:

"My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. For the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take them off!"

In my opinion, that totally beats out the "because I'm just going to be getting back in!" logic that I've found to be the most common among non-bedmakers. Thanks, Jim Gaffigan. Although I still prefer to have my bed made, not making it seems way more logical now than it did before.

"If I were here by myself, I'd just lay here and eat bacon...."

I read an article today that called bacon America's "food crush," which I thought was a really awesome name for it, but also pretty accurate.  I definitely know I love bacon.  And just think of everything with bacon in it, besides our hands and mouths - hamburgers, cheeseburgers, KFC's new "burger," at least half the food made on Food Network, chicken sandwiches, salads, green beans, BLT's, baked potatoes, sometimes it's wrapped around things like pork chops, etc.  If you have doubts about America's new crush, just look at Bacon Salt or Bacon Today......

........or in my freezer.

Oh, and here's that article in case you're interested.  Have a bacon-licious day!  And please, enjoy this video.