I love this question. As soon as I read it, I knew I wanted to answer it. It actually took me a while to think of something to write about, though, surprisingly enough. Not because there's not anything, but because nothing I thought of was something I wanted to write about. After several weeks, I've narrowed it down to two things I feel like blogging about right now: cleaning a bathroom, and grocery shopping.
1. Cleaning a bathroom
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I was a janitor for a long time. My family frequented a pool growing up, and when I was old enough to get a job, the pool was a good place to get one. They liked me there, plus it was close to home. There was one issue, though - I was way too nervous to be a lifeguard. I did NOT want anyone putting their well-being in my care, just in case something happened and I lost my mind. So my mom suggested I ask to be the poolhouse janitor. It was a pretty disgusting poolhouse, I was a good cleaner, and I wouldn't be responsible for anyone else's life. A match made in heaven! When I called the manager and offered to create / fill the position, she was a little wary. "We usually just have the lifeguards clean the poolhouse when they lock up..." "I know. That's why it stinks in there." I got the job, I think on a trial basis. I think she wanted to see if it was worth it to pay someone to do a job that other people were already doing.
Ohhhhh man, was I worth it! I was so worth it, in fact, that people raved about the clean smell when they walked in and complained when we were on vacation. That job has gone only to my siblings since I moved away from home.
I learned how to be an efficient bathroom cleaner at that job, and cleaning one thoroughly only takes me a few minutes. If you're using a bathroom right after I've cleaned it, your bum is probably sitting on the cleanest toilet it's ever seen. Whaaaaat!
Credit where it's due: We (my sisters, mom, and I) had a system worked out where, after the first month or two, one person usually worked with me (two man hours' worth of work and pay during one hour of time = more efficient). They're really great bathroom cleaners, too.
2. Grocery shopping
I am not a couponer. I buy into a fruit / vegetable co-op, which costs $8/week. We go to the store when we need milk and / or bread. Otherwise, I only go shopping about once a month, sometimes less often. This month I only spent $125 on a 7' receipt! Literally. I measured it. And it wasn't the kind of receipt that has a million ads on it to make it longer, either. There were 151 items and I only used one coupon (worth $5). That shopping trip was at one store and took one hour, and we won't have to go again for a long time. It takes me 30-60 seconds to look through a grocery ad and decide if anything's price makes it worth buying. I plan our meals around what's on sale, and we're not just eating rice and beans over here, people! We eat really tasty food. I enjoy grocery shopping because of how awesome I feel afterward - I know that's difficult for some of you to understand. But take note! Because next time you're complaining about your grocery budget or shopping and I offer to help, teach, or go with you, now you know that I'm being serious. For me, that stuff's fun! :)
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"…[G]reat was her terror lest she should waken one of them. But God helped her, and she got safely over."
"The Robber Bridegroom," Grimm's Complete Fairy Tales
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