2. read my scriptures daily
3. write in my journal # times per week
4. write in a gratitude journal # items per day, # times per week
5. only eat dessert every other day
6. get Instagram or Twitter?
7. make #happyconfession a thing
8. become a Youtube sensation
9. earn a million dollars
10. paint our bedroom
11. finish reading and return the library books that are currently $9.50 overdue
...The longer I think about it, the wilder they get...
cue Batman narrator voice:
WHICH ONE WILL SHE CHOOSE?
WILL SHE MAKE IT OUT OF THE MUSEUM ALIVE,
OR WILL SHE BE CRUSHED BY JOKER'S GIANT EGG TIMER??
OR WILL SHE BE CRUSHED BY JOKER'S GIANT EGG TIMER??
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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Marcel Proust