Dear moustaches and zombies,

Same goes for you.

By the way,

I'm really surprised people haven't completely inundated the Internets

with pictures of you guys combined.

I had to make my own.

And also,

I have NO idea why people are obsessed with you.

Anytime someone starts talking about how cool mustaches are

or what they're going to do when the zombie attack comes,

all I want to say is,

"Grow up, world."

I can't wait until this fad is over.

Sincerely,

alisonmj